- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A penis walks into a bar..

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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