Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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