Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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The american education system.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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