- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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