- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

A gay man watches football.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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