why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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