Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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