- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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