- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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