- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

the sky is green no it is not

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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