- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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