- Anti Joke

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

How old is victor? Half past dead

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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