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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

black chicken. kfc

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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