A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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You wanna see something really scary?

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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