- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

There's my tractor.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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