Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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No your aunties a joke

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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