- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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