- Anti Joke

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour