- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

No your aunties a joke

My spelling is horrible

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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