wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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womens rights.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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What is 9+10? 19

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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