Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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A man did not like this site

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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autistic kids rock

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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