- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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