- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get up Look in the mirror

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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