- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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