- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Why can't february march Because april may

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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