- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

men's rights activists

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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