- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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