- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Allah walked into AK Bar

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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