A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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