- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

I think everybody should have a penis.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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