- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Dane Cook makes a joke.

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