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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

A hill billy went fishing

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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