- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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