A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Anti Joke

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