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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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