Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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