Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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