- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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