- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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