- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Okay.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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