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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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