What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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