- Anti Joke

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

NEVER

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!