The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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