What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Black people stink of shite!

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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