Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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Get up Look in the mirror

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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