- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

men's rights activists

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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