your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

So these two girls have a cup .

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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