- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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