How old is victor? Half past dead

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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