- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Poker face

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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