Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

nothing

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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