What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Racial Equality

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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well use a tissue!

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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