- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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