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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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