- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

I like school Said no one ever.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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