- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

why dont they make black forks

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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