Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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