- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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