Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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