- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Black people in Camden NJ.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

A house comes around the corner.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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