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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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