What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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