What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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