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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

I wrote a funny joke.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A fat guy!

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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