Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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i hate non minorities!

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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Death by kayak

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Anti Joke

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