- Anti Joke

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

the economy.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

NEVER