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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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