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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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