- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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