- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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