What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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