- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Get up Look in the mirror

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

your mama's so fat... that's it

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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