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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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