What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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