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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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