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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

a chinese man pays the full price

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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