Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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