What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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