What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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12 in general

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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YOLO

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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