- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Knock knock. Get out!!

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

knock knock? come in

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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