- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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